"oh, I’m sorry kid, you can’t be in here without adult supervision"
"it’s okay, the government is watching me"
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"
single and ready 2 flamingle
people who think I’m beautiful:
5. my mom