☼ just a dimestore poet ☼

supersmashthestatebros:

"oh, I’m sorry kid, you can’t be in here without adult supervision"

"it’s okay, the government is watching me"

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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evxlution:

people who think I’m beautiful:

1. nobody
2. nobody
3. nobody
4. nobody
5. my mom